Thanks, random FB post, I’ll definitely be using this.

“Sabi ng crush ko grabe daw ako tumawa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA tanga mas grabe ako magmahal.”.

The sentence structure made my eye slightly twitch, but OK.

“My favorite part of my daily routine is haroutine ka.”.

Or what I like to call, hoe-got (please laugh, I thought about that joke for like 5 minutes). Of course, we also have hugot lines for the malandi. Hugot Lines on Flirting Flirtations become more fun and funnier with hugot lines in Tagalog or English. This one’s for my fellow Iskos and Iskas! Wala na ‘kong ibang masabi kung ‘di, tama siya. – “Eh bakit nakalagay dito ‘sana ol mahal’?”

– “Anong kasunod na lyrics ng UP Naming Mahal?”.Sana sinabi mo na laro-laro lang pala ‘to, edi sana nag-PE uniform ako.”Īnd in the wise words of my favorite Autotelic song, “ Mataya-taya / isa, dalawa, tatlo / iiwanan mo ako.”

Guys, yung mga shut*nginang ex dapat iniiwan na sa 2020 OK. Hindi ako plantita pero magaling akong magtanim. Patama hugot lines to your ex still take the cake as the funniest, TBH. Hugot Lines on Love Love hugot lines ran the gamut, from patama sa ex to unrequited love. From English and Tagalog hugots, to hugots about love and even the coronavirus, here are the best hugot lines from 2020. So in the spirit of sharing, we’ve compiled some of the funniest hugot lines from last year. They’re usually about romance, but you can make hugots about anything that makes you miserable. Hugot lines are uber-dramatic statements expressing heartbreak and misery. If you still don’t know what hugots are - where the hell have you been? JK. With that, you can bet that the god-awful year of our lord 2020 produced some hilarious jokes, quips, and of course, hugot lines.

I guess it helps us regain control of our situation. Many people crack jokes when faced with tragedy. And one of the peculiar things about times of crisis is that they sharpen our sense of humor. I won’t bother listing all the horrid things that happened last year I bet you know them as well as I do. To say that it was one hell of a year is a massive understatement.

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